Saturday, July 24, 2010

Bakit Deadly Sin



Potek na yan ... kahit close friend hindi pinaligtas .. hahaha..
BASAG...

Kawawa si ate nalait. Jejejejeje





Alam nyo na kung bakit deadly sin?
Hahaha ... obvious naman diba...

Hahaha .... Grabe kawawa si ate ...

(sadyang hindi pinakita ang picture ng babae para sa kanyang kaligtasan ... hahaha)

Bakit I-eedit si Moses?



I don't think she is crazy or what?


Hahaha ... Mutant...
Ito ang nang yayari kapag pagod na ang isang tao. Pero hindi ako ganito pag napapagod. Normal ako. Pero hindi ko sinasabi na hindi sya normal.

Matanga-tanga "bagong laro brad" try nio


Friday, July 23, 2010

Spell check first before you Share your post.


Spell check first before you Share your post or you ended up like this. Hahahah....

Is Single



The lesson is: Wag kayong manloloko ng girfriend nyo lalo na kung yung kapatid nya nililigawan nyo... or else you end up being LOOOOOSER like this man.

The Man - - Jerry Camp



The Man
Jerry Camp

In only a moment truth
Was seen revealed this mystery
The crown that showed no dignity he wore
And the king was placed for all the world
To show disgrace but only beauty flowed from this place

Would you take the place of this man
Would you take the nails from his hands
Would you take the place of this man
Would you take the nails from his hands

He held the weight of impurity
The father would not see
The reasons had finally come to be to
Show the depth of his grace flowed with
Every sin erased he knew that this was
Why he came

Would you take the place of this man
Would you take the nails from his hands
Would you take the place of this man
Would you take the nails from his hands

And we just don't know the blood and
Water flowed and in it all
He showes just how much he cares
And the veil was torn so we could have
This open door and all these things have
Finally been complete

Would you take the place of this man
Would you take the nails from his hands
Would you take the place of this man
Would you take the nails from his hands
From his hands
From his hands
From his hands
From his hands
From his hands

Thursday, July 22, 2010

Maturity. Try mo minsan.

Oo nga naman. Try mo mag mature, kahit minsan lang. Grow up man. Hahahaha...

Kneel ....

When life gets too hard to stand... Kneel.

Fear of others will prove to be a snare, but whoever trusts in the Lord is kept safe. (Proverbs 29:25)


Red Sea, Moses on Google Map

View of Red Sea in Google Map when Moses made a path on Red Sea.
Hahahaha... ang asteeg nito promise.


Thursday, July 15, 2010

Proverbs 16:9

Asteeg sobrang idol ko na sya. Sobrang asteeg talaga ni God.

In his heart a man plans his course,
but the LORD determines his steps.
Proverbs 16:9

Phil Keaggy, one of the best guitarists in the world has only 9 fingers! He lost one due to an accident also.

Tips para sa mga tamad mag hugas ng pinagkainan.

Hindi ko alam kung bakit maraming tamad mag hugas ng pinag kainan nila?
Sila naman gumamit at nakinabang. So bakit kailangan tamarin.

So sa mga tamad ito dapat ang gawin kung tinatamad kayo mag hugas ng pinagkainan nyo.

Mag huhugas na nga lang batugan pa.

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

85 RULES AND INSTRUCTIONS FOR BEING "ONE OF THE GUYS"

85 RULES AND INSTRUCTIONS FOR BEING "ONE OF THE GUYS"

-Don't call. EVER.
-If you don't like a girl, don't tell her. It's more fun to let her figure it out by herself.
-Lie.
-Name your penis. Be sure it is something narcissistic and unoriginal, such as "spike"
-If you lose something that belongs to someone else, tell them you mailed it to them/already gave it to them.
-Play with yourself as often as possible. Tell everyone about it.
-Be as ambiguous as possible. If you don't want to answer, a grunt will do.
-Always remember: You are a man. Therefore, no matter what, it isn't your fault.
-Lie.
-Girls find it attractive if a man has had more women than baths.
-Never ask for help. Even if you really, really need help --- don't ask. People will think you have no penis.
-Women like it when you ignore them. It arouses them.
-If, GOD FORBID, you have to talk to a girl on the phone, use only monosyllabic words and noises. Bodily noises are permissible.
-TWO WORDS: Hack and spit. (Big loogies means a big penis)
-Everyone considers a man more important if he can write his name in urine.
-One sure way to make a girl like you is to go after her best friend. She will then see what she's missing and love you for not giving up on her.
-Tell her you will call. Then, refer back to rule #1.
-Don't wear matching clothes. People will think your girlfriend picked it out, and it will cramp your style on picking up chicks.
-Lie.
-Deny everything. Everything.
-If you like a girl, tell all your female friends about her. Especially female friends you suspect may have a crush on you. (Probably all of them --- you're a man remember?) They really want to know.
-Don't have a clue.
-If you get a clue, pretend you didn't and disregard it.
-No means yes.
-Yes means no.
-If you don't get sex whenever you want, your balls will shrivel. You may get sick or even die. This is one of the most important rules.
-If anyone asks, you have had sex in all possible positions and locations.
-Much like an orgasm signifies the end of a sexual peak, sex often signifies the end of a relationship.
-Feelings? What feelings?
-Life is one big competition. If someone is better than you at something, either pretend it's not true or kick their ass.
-Lie, I tell you!!
-DO NOT make decisions about relationships. If you are backed into a corner and must make a decision, stall. If you still must come up with an answer, leave yourself a loophole for escape. Example: Question: "Honey, will you take me out for a romantic dinner?" Answer: "Yes, if you can guess how many sperm I produce each day."
-Every sentence that anyone says can be twisted to have sexual meaning. TWIST.
-At any given opportunity, point out how things look like various genitalia. (If, by chance, you have Play-Doh, make sure you make a replica of your penis. Exaggerate the dimensions by 25%).
-Lie.
-"Love" is not in your vocabulary. don't even THINK about saying it.
-A general rule: If whatever you're doing does not satisfy you completely in 5 minutes, it's really not worth it.
-Diss your girlfriend. Beg and plead until you get her back. Diss her again. Repeat cycle.
-Don't read anything unless it has pictures of naked women, fast cars, or fast bikes in it. And make sure you do all your reading while sitting on the john.
-Apologize whenever it's expected. NEVER mean it.
-If you hurt someone, pretend you care. Don't.
-Try to have a good memory, but it's OK if you forget trivial things. You know, like your girlfriend's birthday and eye color.
-Ignorance solves problems. If you can't see them, they can't see you.
-It is never your duty to take responsibility for your actions.
-Create new words and phrases to describe genitalia, sex, semen, etc.
-Lie.
-Play with your food only if you are in a public place with people you don't know.
-Play with your penis only if you are in a public place with people you don't know.
-If people express extreme disgust at whatever you are doing, DON'T STOP! This is the desired reaction.
-You are NOT a virgin. Ever. Males are born without virginity.
-You are male, therefore you are superior.
-Agenda for a typical evening: Get beer. Drink beer. Play with yourself. Have sex. -Drink more beer. Pass out.
-Females do not care what you do to them as long as they get to please you.
-Don't ever notice anything.
-If you're going out with someone but you love someone else, don't say anything. Wait until the girl you are going out with falls in love with YOU, and then tell her.
-Basic fundamental rule of dating: Quantity, not quality.
-Basic fundamental rule of sex: Quantity IS quality.
-Lie.
-If you cheat on a girl, but no one finds out, then technically you've done nothing wrong.
-Crying is not manly. Then again, if you are a man, what do you have to cry about, anyway.
-If the question begins with "why," the answer is "I don't know."
-Women are your napkins. Use them, and throw them away.
-Remember, Every virgin girl is saving herself for YOU.
-Don't ever let anyone say "I told you so." If you hear this phrase and it didn't come out of your mouth, go ballistic.
-If your woman makes you go shopping with her, drive around until a parking spot right near the door opens up. If this takes hours, so be it. You will have the coveted "door spot" and others will worship your skills.
-Other peoples' pain is strictly for your amusement. Laugh long, laugh loud, laugh heartily.
-Lie.
-If anyone asks you for a favor- a) make a big deal about how hard it is for you to do it, b) remind them of this huge favor you've done for them at least every 5 minutes for the rest of their life.
-69
-If you do something really mean to a girl, and she doesn't want to talk to you, pretend nothing happened. If she still doesn't talk to you, casually ask, "is something wrong?"
-Three words: Let's be friends. Translation: I never want to speak to you again, but it's bad for my nice-guy image if you are mad at me, so I'll pretend I want to be your friend.
-Lie.
If you're on a date, and there is a lull in the conversation, tell the girl how many different dorms you've been laid in.
Here's a good trick. Tell a girl that you're going to leave for a few minutes and when you come back, you want her naked, sprawled on the bed. Leave, and go into her dad's room and tell him he should go check on his daughter. Then drive like hell. (true story.)
-If a girl breaks up with you because you're in love with someone else, she has no right to be upset. Because, you know, SHE's the one who wanted to end the relationship.
-The best sex position is you, lying face up... and twenty girls on top.
-Default facial expression: blank stare.
-Spend your spare time thinking of excuses and shove them up your butt. Then, whenever you need a good excuse, you can pull it out of your ass.
-If you are asked to do something you REALLY DON'T want to do, first try your manly best to get out of it. If that doesn't work, go ahead and do what you were asked to do, but complain that you don't know how to do it and continuously ask questions on how to do each little part. If no one rushes in to do it for you YET, finish the job in the most half-assed way you possibly can and then say, "SEE?? I TOLD you I couldn't do it." Eventually, people will stop asking you to do things.
-Do not listen to "pussy music" such as Erasure, Color Me Badd, or Oldies.
-Beer. Then more beer.
-One word: FOOTBALL!
-Real men beat up others who are inferior. I mean, we don't want the inferior of the species to get to reproduce ever, do we???
-Discuss your pecs at every opportunity.
-LIE.

Guy's Rules

Guy's Rules
We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Finally, some guy has taken the time to write down the guys side of the story.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you look fat, you probably do. Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine . . . Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.

1. To my wife: Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; but did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

Thursday, July 8, 2010

Summer outfit on Summer. Make sense.

Hindi ko alam kung saan nag simula ito eh.Pero parang dahil sa picture ata ni Mikki ito, nung mag punta sila ng Subic?

Ewan... Pero Asteeg ito.



Tuesday, July 6, 2010

Silent Hill Shattered Memories

Wala akong masasabi dito. Basta ang alam ko BITTER si ate.


Building Castle in the Air habang Tumatambling

Ewan ko kung paano sya nakapag creat ng Castle sa air. Siguro sa sobrang kadikan.
Try nya kayang mag build nang Csatle sa air habang tumatambling. Mas maganda yun. Hahaha

Try mo nga Moses yung mungkahi ni Jon.

Ang problema ng isa. Problema ng tropa.

Hahaha ... ganito namin kamahal ang bawat isa. In times of trouble masasabi kong mabubuti kaming mga kaibigan. Nag dadamayan, nagtutulungan, pero di maaalis ang asaran. Hahaha...


"Kaya Ganyan"

Imbang asaran sa Facebook.

Kaya ganyan siguro sila kasi "kaya ganyan".

From NARUTO to DOTA

Tignan nyo kung gaano kalaki ang impluwensya ng DOTA sa isip ng bawat tao ngayon. Masasabi kong itong dalawang ito ay certified adik sa DOTA. Walang duda.

Mga adik sa DOTA...

Nag umpisa ang usapang DOTA sa post ko na sinabi ni Pain sa Naruto. Ewan ko ba kung bakit na punta sa DOTA ang usapan dito.









Kayo na humusga kung sino ang dakilang adik sa kanila. Hahahaha. Double Kill... Ooops!

All For Love

This is one of my favorite Christian Song. Grabe, anytime na pakikingan ko itong song na ito para akong nag hihina, parang feeling ko napakalapit lang ni God sakin na wala akong magawa kung hindi mamahinga sa feeling nya.

Everything I need is you.



All for Love

All for love a Father gave
For only love could make a way
All for love the heaven's cried
For love was crucified

PreChorus:
Oh, how many times have I broken Your heart
But still You forgive if only I ask
And how many times have You heard me pray
Draw near to me

Chorus:
Everything I need is You
My beginning my forever
Everything I need is You

Let me sing all for love
I will join the angel song
Ever Holy is the Lord
King of Glory King of All

[PreChorus, Chorus, Int. then Bridge]

Bridge:
All for love the Saviour prayed
Abba Father have Your way
Though they know not what they do
Let the cross draw man to You
To You
To You
To You
[Chorus repeat Chorus]

Greater Things are Yet to come

Nag iisip ako kanina kung ano ilalagay ko dito sa blog ngayon. Naisip ko yung nang yayari sa akin sa trabaho ko ngayon.

Hindi regular ang work ko sa pinapasukan ko ngayon. Di ko alam kung paano ko ma isasalarawan yung uri ng work ko. Actually wala akong regular na sched sa trabaho ko ngayon. Maswerte na ako kung maka pasok ako ng 2 days sa isang linggo. Mas swerte kung bibigyan ako ng schedule sa Voice Cloud. Kaso mas priority nila yung mas mabilis mag type at yung may computer sa bahay.

Speed ko is 2.8. Mababa na kung tutuusin. Pero may mas mababa pa sakin dyan and hindi ako makakapag homebase kasi nga hindi namna sakin yung computer sa bahay, sa kuya ko yun.

1,200 pesos lang ang sinasahod ko every week, maliit kung tutuusin kapag araw araw pasok mo. Yang 1,200 na yan kapag 2 days ka naka pasok. Pero apg 1 day lang, 600 lang a week. So may 2,400 ako isang bwan. Maswerte na ako nyan.

Kung tutuusin ayoko na talaga sa work ko ngayon, kaso hirap naman umalis kapag wala kang lilipatan. Iyak tawa nanaman ako nun. Tsaka pinag tsatsagaan ko nalang habang wala pa akong nahahanap na work. Para kahit papaano meron akong pinag kukunan ng pera.

Hirap no. At my age, dapat professional na ako eh, may narating nasa buhay pero wala, wala akong magawa. My decision is always ended up failure. I always ended up failure. But I have nothing to do with it, but to accept it. Alam ko naman na Greater things are yet to come and God has a plan for me and he promise it.

"Come to me, all you who are weary and burdened, and I will give you rest. Take my yoke upon you and learn from me, for I am gentle and humble in heart, and you will find rest for your souls. For my yoke is easy and my burden is light."

John 14:27

Alam ko naman na hindi ako pababayaan ni God eh. Siguro hindi pa nga ito yung time para mag excel ako sa sarili ko. I mean hindi pa ito yung right time for Him. Kailangan ko lang mag tiwala sa kanya na GREATER THINGS ARE YET TO COME. Tama Greater things are yet to come. Hindi man ito yung right time pero alam ko sa sarili ko na darating yung time na yun. At kung sakali mang hindi dumating yun. Masasabi ko na napa;apit ako ng sobra kay GOD dahil sa bagay na yun. Natuto akong lumaban at mag tiwala. Para sa akin sapat na yun. Masaya na ako dun.


Monday, July 5, 2010

Elite





Oo nga pala mga tropa ko. Halos 8 years na rin kami mag kakasama nitong mga ito.
Hahaha ... Ipapakilala ko lang sila isa isa. Yung dalawa sa taas si Johnray at Moses, matagal na mag ka kilala yan, na kilala namin sa DOS Internet Shop (adik kasi sa DOTA. Laging may special session yang dalawang yan after mag DOTA. Wala lang puros DOTA lang pinag uusapan nila) ayun, naging tropa narin. Tapos yuung nasa gitna si Jay at Sam, parehas kwela tong dalawang ito. Si Jay sya yung nang aasar na medyo nakakapikon si Sam naman yung mukhang ewan. Tapos yung dalawa si Ton at Jon, mag kapit bahay lang sila. Sila yung 8 years ko na nakakasama. Hehehe ... Wala lang.

I want you to say

This morning, you can be on his right hand and his left hand if you serve. (Amen) It's the only way in.

Every now and then I guess we all think realistically (Yes, sir) about that day when we will be victimized with what is life's final common denominator—that something that we call death. We all think about it. And every now and then I think about my own death and I think about my own funeral. And I don't think of it in a morbid sense. And every now and then I ask myself, "What is it that I would want said?" And I leave the word to you this morning.

If any of you are around when I have to meet my day, I don’t want a long funeral. And if you get somebody to deliver the eulogy, tell them not to talk too long. (Yes) And every now and then I wonder what I want them to say. Tell them not to mention that I have a Nobel Peace Prize—that isn’t important. Tell them not to mention that I have three or four hundred other awards—that’s not important. Tell them not to mention where I went to school. (Yes)

I'd like somebody to mention that day that Mark Davied Muñoz., tried to give his life serving others. (Yes)

I'd like for somebody to say that day that Mark Davied Muñoz., tried to love somebody.

I want you to say that day that I tried to be right on the war question. (Amen)

I want you to be able to say that day that I did try to feed the hungry. (Yes)

And I want you to be able to say that day that I did try in my life to clothe those who were naked. (Yes)

I want you to say on that day that I did try in my life to visit those who were in prison. (Lord)

I want you to say that I tried to love and serve humanity. (Yes)

Yes, if you want to say that I was a drum major, say that I was a drum major for justice. (Amen) Say that I was a drum major for peace. (Yes) I was a drum major for righteousness. And all of the other shallow things will not matter. (Yes) I won't have any money to leave behind. I won't have the fine and luxurious things of life to leave behind. But I just want to leave a committed life behind. (Amen) And that's all I want to say.


(I just got this over the net and I don't know who's the author of this. I change the original names in some lines)

Unang Yugto

Sa totoo lang hindi ko alam kung paano ko uumpisahan ito. Wala akong ideya kung paano mag blog.. Ngayon ko pa lang susubukan. Ewan, parang amy anung pumasok sa utak ko at bigla nalang ako nag isip na gumawa ng sarilikong Blog. Ni hindi ko nga rin alam yung mga ilalagay ko dito eh...

Yung una gusto ko sana gumawa ng blog ng tropa, na parang gusto ko rin i-share yung mga nasa isip ko at kung anu-anu pa. Kung pang sarili ko namang blog eh parang hindi naman ganun ka interesante yung buhay ko. Hahaha ... Boring kaya.

So bahala na si Batman kung anu mang yayari. Tingin ko naman mag kakaroon ng sense itong ginagawa ko. Hahaha ... Sa totoo lang ang dami ko nang attempt na gumawa ng sarili kong Blog kaso wala. Balita ko bawal daw sa tamd ito. Hehehe ... well anyways sana hindi nga ako tamarin. Good Luck nalang sakin.